Ch. 1: Vented
One spooky night, a crewmate vented, took a wrong turn at electrical, and landed face-first in a pumpkin patch. Zero witnesses. Rear-first. Very sus.
$HPEEN
The thiccest, most sus pumpkin on the blockchain. AYO SUSSSSS! π (hover the pumpkin, sussy baka)
Countdown to Halloween Night
A 24/7 cartoon show of the crew doing Halloween tasks in a haunted cul-de-sac. One of them is the impostor π Every $HPEEN buy moves a new crewmate in, sells make the impostor hyped, and big buys start candy rain or the Pumpkin King parade.
One spooky night, a crewmate vented, took a wrong turn at electrical, and landed face-first in a pumpkin patch. Zero witnesses. Rear-first. Very sus.
Someone with a spoon and big dreams carved him into a jack-o'-lantern. Now he glows on a porch showing his best side (the back) and yelling "AYO SUSSSSS!" at every trick-or-treater who takes two pieces of candy.
The other pumpkins slammed the button. "I saw him vent!" "Where?" "...Electrical." "Why was he bent over in there?" "...Fixing wires." The scarecrow got voted out anyway. Scarecrow was not the impostor.
Word spread across the patch. Squashes bowed. Gourds trembled. A tiny crown got carved, slightly crooked, deeply sus. Red has never been more jealous. Neither has red's cake.
On Halloween night he finally finished his one task: lighting up every porch in the neighborhood. Victory screen. Credits roll. The impostor? Still among us. Probably twerking. Stay sus.
Pick a crewmate, drag it around, add a caption, then yoink it or share it. Costumes unlock as the crew does tasks. Poses get cheekier. Medbay recommends a full inspection. You've been warned.
Run, thicc crewmate, run! Tap or press space to jump. Dodge vents, rolling pumpkins and flying knives, and grab candy. Your best: 0
π± Device-only: these scores live in this browser and are never uploaded.
5 questions. Zero tasks. 100% sus. Get a shareable card at the end.
Free $HPEEN stickers, carved fresh in your browser. Tap to yoink. Change your PFP, become dummy thicc.
Templates for your own $HPEEN memes. Generated right in your browser, one file at a time. No zip, no sign-up.
Emergency meeting (launch on pump.fun) in
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The pumpkin isn't carved yet. Don't get left in the vents: follow on X so you're there when the button gets slammed.
π Get pinged on X (no venting)CA: coming soonAlways check the contract address against our official socials. Scammers love Halloween too.
Bigger crew = more stuff for everyone: carver costumes, lore and a haunted site. These are fun unlocks, NOT price targets. Don't be sus.
Scanning for sus activityβ¦ π
Fair launch on pump.fun π Standard pump.fun setup, no presale
1,000,000,000
fixed, standard pump.fun
0% / 0%
no buy/sell tax*
~793.1M
sold on the curve
PumpSwap
~206.9M + SOL to pool, LP burned
Price follows pump.fun's bonding curve. When the curve sells out, liquidity migrates automatically to PumpSwap and the LP tokens are burned. *pump.fun's standard platform trading fees still apply.
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